Songs that irk me

The song that says something like “sexy can I, just pardon my manners.” Then a few moments later he says, “Can I hit it from the front, then I hit it from the back.”

Next song is Mariah Carey’s “Touch My Body”, specifically these lyrics:

“If there’s a camera up in here
Then I’d best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
‘Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
‘Cause they be all up in my business…”

The things that make me say “cayate el ocico, pendeja.” are her mentioning youtube, saying “I will hunt you down,” and I may be wrong, but I swear she says “bidness” instead of business. Since when did she start saying “bidness” instead of “business?” You’re a pop singer, not a gangsta’ straight outta Compton — don’t mispronounce words for the sake of gaining popularity with the hip-hop audience.

I bought an acoustic guitar on Saturday for $150 (includes accessories).  I’ve practiced a total of 3 hours, and I’ve only learned how to kind of play the A-major, and E-major chords.  It has been frustrating trying to keep my fat fingers from touching the neighboring strings, and ruining the sound.  Hopefully, I’ll quickly overcome this hurdle, and be well on my way to memorizing some basic chords and technique so I can play a song.